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“You May Not Eat Yogurt After Reading This”


A New Mexico woman thought she was eating healthy when she accepted a yogurt sample from a male clerk at a local grocery store. After swallowing the sample, the woman thought she tasted an extra added ingredient that wasn’t on the menu.

So she took her suspicions — and what was left of the yogurt sample — to the New Mexico police department where tests were run on the yogurt. The lab tests came back positive for ejaculated protein, semen, and saliva.

Police immediately took out search warrants to obtain blood and DNA samples from the grocery store clerk, Anthony Garcia, 31. Police said the body fluids were necessary to make sure the suspect doesn’t have any sexually transmitted diseases.

The 28-year-old victim, whose name was redacted from the police report, was shopping with her daughter at the Sunflower grocery store in Albuquerque, when she was approached by Garcia, who worked in the store’s dairy department.

He offered her a sample of yogurt, which she accepted. But she was immediately grossed out and disgusted when she realized the sample “tasted like semen.”

In a handwritten statement, the woman wrote, “I spit it out on the floor many times because I was upset.”

She wrote that when she talked to the grocery store manager Catherine Flores, “she told me it was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has a lot of protein on it.”

The woman said she paid for her groceries and returned home where she discussed the incident with her boyfriend. She told him how Garcia “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how it taste.”

Her boyfriend was sufficiently alarmed enough to accompany her back to the store, where they summoned the police. When police arrived, an “extremely nervous” Garcia told them he discarded the yogurt samples in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the taste.

Anthony Garcia is being detained by police until DNA test are completed later this week.

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“So She Messed Up The National Anthem?”


If she wasn’t so busy trying to sound black and soulful, she would do alright.

The 30-year-old, “Burlesque” star, who has sung the National Anthem at many previous sporting events, including Game 7 of last year’s NBA finals, bungled the lyrics at the opening of last night’s super bowl game, causing confusion amongst the crowd and with viewers at home.

In a statement to the Wall Street Journal’s Speakeasy blog, Aguilera said the flub happened because “I lost my place.”

“I got so caught up in the moment of the song that I lost my place,” she explained. “I can only hope that everyone could feel my love for this country and that the true spirit of its anthem still came through.”

Her words of explanation were beautiful and maybe even true but it’s important that she be herself., her vocals will flow easier that way.

Nobody’s perfect people.

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“The Name Of Her Business Is”


Cynsible Creations, the proprietor’s name is ‘Cynthia Edwards’ and she’s doing great things!!!! Pictured above is one of her many fleece hats that I ordered/purchased, it’s called the “Valentine Love Polar Fleece“.

<<<—Cynthia is a former native of my hometown Passaic, NJ and our families lived on the same block. Miss Edwards always had a love for sewing and fashion. Her business is a collection of her handmade fashions and crafts.

Cynthia’s motto is “It’s for the Fun, the Funky & the Fashionable.”

Below is another one of her fashion pieces “The Sassy Day Apron” (I like this one)…it’s 100% cotton, distinct and creative. I think the ruffles are cute and the style very flattering.

I love Cynthia’s style and admire her creativity.

You can check out more of Cynthia’s fashions at the ‘Cynsible Creations’ boutique or by clicking here! Cynsible Creations has also been added to the Ceo’s blogroll of favorites.

Let’s applaud Cynthia for being an African American pioneer, in her field of expertise~

While we should always support black businesses, lets especially do so during black history month…

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“The NERVE Of Some CEO Readers”


Early in the week I wrote a piece about this being black history month and how it will be acknowledged and celebrated here at the CEO’s blog; yet this morning, we received an online article from loyal reader “Angelhair” about getting rid of the black history month celebration altogether.

Dear Blog Queen,

I’ve been a loyal reader of your blog for the past year or so and since it is customary for you to acknowledge black history month on your blog, you should know that there is talk of getting rid of this celebration for good. Blacks have made contributions throughout history and having just 28 days to acknowledge this is unfair and totally absurd.

Attached for your reading pleasure is an article that was posted online supporting the same.

I feel what you will do here on your blog for the next 28 days or less is extremely unnecessary. After reading my email and the article, I hope you will reconsider. I’m sure your readers will agree.

The Article

Peace

AngelHair

Stories, articles and fan mail are always welcomed to me via email concerning this blog., and if I feel such information is news worthy and worth sharing for discussion I will do so; however, no one will ever tell me what I should or shouldn’t highlight or write about at my own discretion.

This reader had a lot of nerve sending me this email but she seems to think you will agree with her…. please sound off, I’d like to know.

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Halle To Gabe: “Thanks For The Donation”


According to RadarOnline, Halle Berry recently fired off a nasty email to her baby daddy, Gabriel Aubry, whom she accuses of hurling racial epithets at her.

“You were only good for one thing….Thanks for the donation,” the Oscar winner allegedly wrote in the poison pen email.

Aubry, 35, and Berry, 44, are locked in a vicious, Hollywood-style custody battle (their daughter Nahla in the middle) with mud-slinging from both sides.

Aubry initiated the public skirmish by petitioning a NY court to name him as the biological father of 2-year-old Nahla Aubry and to grant him joint custody and child support. He cited his inability to effectively co-parent his daughter who travels overseas with her mother to visit Berry’s boyfriend in France and London.

Additionally, Halle claims their daughter is terrified to be alone with her father.

But a source close to Aubry tells RadarOnline that he has never heard Aubry use the ‘N’ word around Halle or their daughter, and can’t imagine him doing so.

The source tells RadarOnline that Halle was the unhinged, abusive one in the relationship who constantly called Aubry “ranting and raving” on the phone.

“I’ll confess that I’ve heard him call her “a fucking bitch” before — when he’s been provoked, but I am talking serious provocation,” said the source.

Aubry has yet to make a public statement in response to Berry’s scandalous accusations. Instead, he defers to his legal teams in Canada and New York.

In the meantime, black women everywhere have taken Aubry’s side in the custody battle. Sistas are leaving messages on blogs and Facebook referring to Halle Berry as “crazy” and “hateful.” Aubry’s tactics seems to be working.